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Friday, May 7, 2010

Y'OBAMA'S JOKES ARE SO BAD...

...IMA BLOG ABOUT 'EM!! Ahhhh Snap! Did anyone catch this: morningstaronline.co.uk--On Saturday Mr Obama joked about using Predator drones at the annual Washington Correspondents Association dinner. The joke was ostensibly aimed at the Jonas Brothers pop group, who were among the large number of celebrities invited to the glitzy affair. The President began by noting that his two young daughters were fans of the boy band and went on to warn: "...But boys, don't get any ideas. Two words for you: Predator drones. You will never see it coming. You think I'm joking?" The cigar just fell out of my mouth. Is this the same guy who said “you got to clean up your act” when Bernie Mac said “ho“ in a joke to a political crowd? That criticism literally killed Bernie. And now Obama appears to have Hitler writing his jokes. Obama doesn't just make bad jokes he drops horrific napalm jokes and no one calls him out on it. Remember when he nuked the Special Olympics by saying he bowled like a retarded kid? I remember that nobody really cared, People were just like, "...well he bowled a 27 which is fucken pretty retarded. Obama just speaks the truth, man; NO MORE LIES!" And now I've heard very little media coverage on this predator drone joke. and I only note the media coverage because we're on the heels of an 8 year stint with George W. Bush. Careers were made by mocking Bush's every word. And deservedly so. Remember when George Bush looked under the podium and said "No WMDs here" (proud pigeon head-bob) there was a collective SLAP of hands hitting foreheads when he said that. One guy even tried to throw a shoe in W's mouth. The world's people were dying because he lied about knowing where WMDs were, and now he's joking about it? But I guess it’s okay if a liberal makes the joke because they can rest on their laurels, they're the blue collar party for human rights. Imagine if Dick Cheney was like, "I don't mind if my daughter marries a lesbian, I'll just predator drone the shit out of their wedding...won't even see it coming." People would have burned effigies! But Barry just seems to have a free pass, According to one recent estimate by Pakistani officials, about 700 Pakistani civilians, the majority of them women and children, were killed by Hellfire missiles fired by drones in attacks ordered by the White House during Mr Obama's first year in office. “What's the deal with predator drones!? They kill civilians!” AWHAHAHA!!! Isn’t the honeymoon over ? Can we call this guy out yet or does everyone still feel like saying a negative thing about Barack is equivalent to a hate crime? Get some balls America. On a side note, I'm not a Neo-Conservative Republican or anything. I listen to Propagandhi dude…but even if I was I wouldn't admit it. 'Republican' has become a cuss word these days, it's an ignominious title (was on my Word of the Day Calendar). It’d be like saying your a gay-communist in 1950's America…total faux pas. And as far as jokes go, I am not one to draw boundaries. But if I make a joke about abortion on a free blog read by 7 people (7 fans can't be wrong!) it doesn't deserve the same scrutiny as the leader of the free world joking about a missile that separates flesh from bone and hones it skills on deemed 'lesser humans' i like the noise he makes at the very end. keep clicking the mouse cursor to the part just before he makes the sound, and loop it so he keeps making it. That sounds like a confused penguin or like a cat breathing.

1 comment:

  1. Yobama so lefty his limo has no right turn signal..lame I know but just thought of it.

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