(buzz.yahoo.com) Outer-Space Mysteries Capture the Web by Claudine Zap-- An "impossible" star is born. And a hole in space shows what happens once a star is formed.
How did that get there?
That's not the only unexplained mystery in space. That same Herschel infrared telescope also picked up an enormous hole in space. A story from Space.com has a scientist noting, "No one has ever seen a hole like this." The surprising find is confounding scientists because it is so unexpected. When a star forms, it's surrounded by gas and dust. (See above.) But how a newborn star shakes off the space debris to emerge from its birth cloud hadn't been fully understood. Until now: Black patches near the stars were always around a reflective gas, NGC 199
blah, blah, science. Ok, for starters, did they definitely write "No one has ever seen a hole that big"? You ever been to qmov.com? Do your homework before you start dropping stats you can't go to bat with.
And the reason this article caught my eye was because they said they were confounded like Yeah, of course you're confounded, it's the fucking universe! It's insane how complex it is, if I even think about it I get an anxiety attack. Just look at that picture above. I even had to stop smoking weed because of how big the universe is, I'd get high at a party and then someone would just ruin my night: "Hey man, you ever look up and see how big the universe is and think---God doesn't exist?" I'd have to leave and go home.
Whenever I hear on one of the science channels, like Discovery, Nature, whatever; when i hear, "Thomas spent his whole life studying the galaxy"...I think they should just say "Thomas wasted his entire life" Or more accurately, "Thomas spent his whole life sitting at a telescope briefly and then eating cold pop-tarts while watching television from Price Is Right straight thru to the late night Seinfeld re-runs" because how much could you actually do? I mean, you look up; think about the fact that you are staring at infinity; Anxiety attack; then you call it a day.
And did I read this part right? "satellite carries the SyFy channel", No wonder no one is contacting us, look at the shit on these channels;
(credit to Coco)
Is that seriously how we're gonna represent ourselves to aliens? If I had to pick something sci-fi I'd show Quantum Leap up there. Because that was a great show AND it makes us look high tech. Scott Bakula was born to be an intergalactic ambassador.
But if I was in charge of what program to show, I would hands down choose the Dog Whisperer. Straight Cesar Millan dominating a lower species.
That way, if aliens ever decide to come down and visit, they'd come down knowing that Humans are in the dominant position; and they would submit and assume a passive attitude, nice and relaxed. Me and Scott Bakula would have aliens on leashes taking us on rollerblade rides us around the block. Dominate.
Accordingly I went to one who had the reputation of wisdom, and observed to him -- his name I need not mention; he was a politician whom I selected for examination -- and the result was as follows: When I began to talk with him, I could not help thinking that he was not really wise, although he was thought wise by many, and wiser still by himself; and I went and tried to explain to him that he thought himself wise, but was not really wise; and the consequence was that he hated me, and his enmity was shared by several who were present and heard me. So I left him, saying to myself, as I went away: Well, although I do not suppose that either of us knows anything really beautiful and good, I am better off than he is -- for he knows nothing, and thinks that he knows. I neither know nor think that I know. In this latter particular, then, I seem to have slightly the advantage of him.
(buzz.yahoo.com) Outer-Space Mysteries Capture the Web by Claudine Zap-- An "impossible" star is born. And a hole in space shows what happens once a star is formed.
How did that get there?
That's not the only unexplained mystery in space. That same Herschel infrared telescope also picked up an enormous hole in space. A story from Space.com has a scientist noting, "No one has ever seen a hole like this." The surprising find is confounding scientists because it is so unexpected. When a star forms, it's surrounded by gas and dust. (See above.) But how a newborn star shakes off the space debris to emerge from its birth cloud hadn't been fully understood. Until now: Black patches near the stars were always around a reflective gas, NGC 199
blah, blah, science. Ok, for starters, did they definitely write "No one has ever seen a hole that big"? You ever been to qmov.com? Do your homework before you start dropping stats you can't go to bat with.
And the reason this article caught my eye was because they said they were confounded like Yeah, of course you're confounded, it's the fucking universe! It's insane how complex it is, if I even think about it I get an anxiety attack. Just look at that picture above. I even had to stop smoking weed because of how big the universe is, I'd get high at a party and then someone would just ruin my night: "Hey man, you ever look up and see how big the universe is and think---God doesn't exist?" I'd have to leave and go home.
Whenever I hear on one of the science channels, like Discovery, Nature, whatever; when i hear, "Thomas spent his whole life studying the galaxy"...I think they should just say "Thomas wasted his entire life" Or more accurately, "Thomas spent his whole life sitting at a telescope briefly and then eating cold pop-tarts while watching television from Price Is Right straight thru to the late night Seinfeld re-runs" because how much could you actually do? I mean, you look up; think about the fact that you are staring at infinity; Anxiety attack; then you call it a day.
And did I read this part right? "satellite carries the SyFy channel", No wonder no one is contacting us, look at the shit on these channels;
(credit to Coco)
Is that seriously how we're gonna represent ourselves to aliens? If I had to pick something sci-fi I'd show Quantum Leap up there. Because that was a great show AND it makes us look high tech. Scott Bakula was born to be an intergalactic ambassador.
But if I was in charge of what program to show, I would hands down choose the Dog Whisperer. Straight Cesar Millan dominating a lower species.
That way, if aliens ever decide to come down and visit, they'd come down knowing that Humans are in the dominant position; and they would submit and assume a passive attitude, nice and relaxed. Me and Scott Bakula would have aliens on leashes taking us on rollerblade rides us around the block. Dominate.
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