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Thursday, November 25, 2010
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
I SAW THIS AD ON A REDLINE TRAIN. TELL ME, WHAT DO YOU SEE?
Okay, you probably see it's for the New England School of Photography. You may also notice the woman getting the facial. But that's not what I noticed.....look closer.
closer.....
yes now you see something...but look even clloooosssseerrr....
BAM! CLOWN PENIS!
What is going on here?? Is this clown rape?? Because those are clown pants--making that a clown boner. And some poor girl is whimpering in the corner. Clown Rape. Clear case, cut and dried.
I just want to talk with whoever put this sexually charged ad together. I wouldn't even argue or speak, I'd just listen. Like for starters, there's the chick on the left--pretty suggestive. Then there's the two guys down bottom wrestling with each other. And I know that wrestling is "real" and the UFC is "tough" but I kind of think it just looks like two mentally challenged gay guys trying to figure out how to have sex.
And don't be a scenester and call this art just because they're pictures, fuzzy don't play dat. There is nothing beautiful about clowns having sex. Like, imagine trying to sexually please a girl wearing sad face clown makeup. It'd be impossible, no matter how hard you tried she'd just be laying there looking all sad. That would take a very self-confident man to even try. I'd have to bring a sharpie along and draw a smile on.
I think the only thing that could be creepier than this ad itself would have been if I stared at it for so long that when I looked back around the train car I noticed it was only me and a clown left. Goosebumps shit right there.
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