WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS

Sharing is caring.  I laughed until I cried.  True story.  Favorite part is from 1:15-1:20.

Look for this guy Ed Bassmaster to have his own web-series or maybe even a shot on the ol' TV.  Funny stuff.

JUST TELL GREECE WHAT YOU WANT IT TO FAAAAAAHHHCCCKKKK

WASHINGTON D.C. (CNNMoney) -- Speaking in Washington at an international banking conference, Evangelos Venizelos said Sunday that his country will do "whatever it takes" to meet its financial obligations.

"Greece wants to make it and will make it," Venizelos told members of the Institute of International Finance. "We are ready to take the necessary initiatives, at any political cost."

Man, Greece is in a bad way.  Everyone knows that "whatever it takes" means sexual favors.  He sounds like a single mother with student loans and car payments.  I wonder if the people of Greece are down with this or are they kind of ashamed that their Finance Minister just leaned into the proverbial car window of the Institute of International Finance and asked "wanna have a good time?"

I didn't quote all of it here because it was a bit lewd for a high-brow blog such as mine but Venizelos went on to use some really suggestive terminology.  He spoke about Greece's "deep hole" and how they're willing to go "pro bono" to release the "massive load" from their country.  Just nasty stuff.  Just sick nasty, sweaty stuff.

They even had to cut the conference short because Venizelos starting breaking down at the podium and was making things very uncomfortable for everyone attending.  I was actually able to get my mitts on some of the lost audio for my readers, check it out: