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Saturday, April 7, 2012

25 THINGS TO DO IN BOSTON UNDER $25....LIKE RIDE A BIKE! RELAX IN A HOT TUB! OR DYKE IT OUT!



That is some hot lesbian action.  I love it.  I Love It. If you asked me this morning, "fuzzy, you think you'll jerk off to boston.com today?"  I would have answered you--hands down---"You know what, there's a slight chance."  Love it.  

Friday, February 3, 2012

YOU SURE YOU'RE DOING THAT RIGHT?

This guy need a spot? Or perhaps some actual exercise equipment? No? Ok.  Looking good.  

I was reading an exercise magazine (Because, and I'm not bragging or anything--but I work out and I can read.  No big deal but it is.) and this picture was there.  Can anyone suggest what exercise this guy is doing?  It looks hard. I'll stick to the jump rope.

JOSH HAMILTON IS THE TEXAS NIGHT RANGER


(espn.go.com) Rangers outfielder Josh Hamilton, who has battled drug and alcohol addictions, had a relapse with alcohol this week, according to a source.
The Rangers said through a team spokesman that they are "aware of a situation but have no further comment at this time."
It was still unclear exactly what circumstances led Hamilton to suffer his relapse, which was reported by The Dallas Morning News earlier Thursday, but he has battled to stay sober since an incident in a Tempe, Ariz., bar a little more than three years ago.
Then, he was photographed drinking with several women and those pictures went viral about seven months later. Hamilton spoke to the media about it at that time and apologized, saying: "I hate that this happened."
When that occurred, Hamilton immediately called the Rangers and MLB. He passed a drug test shortly thereafter and went through league-sanctioned counseling. Hamilton also made sure his support system was fully in place, including having Johnny Narron, his "accountability partner" at the time, with him at spring training and through the rest of the season.
Hamilton, 30, was banned from baseball in 2003 for drug and alcohol use while in the Tampa Bay organization. He was reinstated in 2006 and is drug tested three times a week.

Pretty big yet news that no one should care about.  So let me just cut to the core and say I know why Josh Hamilton relapsed, I know exactly why and there is no arguing.  Also, he will not become a strung out junkbag. He'll be fine.  I'll show you evidence to support my optimistic claim and all will be well:

EXHIBIT A1

"he was photographed drinking with several women"

If there's ever a time to break your sobriety pledge it is when "several women" are involved.  In fact that is the one circumstance that must be in the situation that causes you to break your sobriety pledge.  No Q's A'd.  Like if you break it because of one woman or like you went to watch the super bowl with a couple of dudes, let's face it, you probably weren't gonna make it much longer anyway.   

Now, these pictures are from an earlier incident so I'm not 100% sure that the reason he cracked this time around is exactly the same but I'm willing to bet a fuzzy five dollars that it's pretty damn similar.

EXHIBIT A2


Look at that smile, he looks like someone who devoted his entire life to a religion and just died and is walking into whatever form of Heaven it is he believes existed and lived holy to get to.  And YES, Heaven is three sweet-toothed chicks with a fridge full of whipped cream.



EXHIBIT A3


Same batter. Same stance. Different box.




EXHIBIT A4



Yup.
I rest my case.  And I'm moving to Dallas.

Monday, January 30, 2012

Saturday, January 28, 2012

FAKE SIX-PACK IMPLANTS? WHERE DO I SIGN?


So you're telling me that all this time I spend in the gym, like 25 minutes every other couple of days, and I could just have a six-pack medically implanted into my stomach?  Umm, yes please.  And I'll take the brown nipple option as well.  Save the mohawk though because errbody already knows umma rebel.


"(mirror.co.uk) -- Darryn Lyons went topless in the Celebrity Big Brother house today - and opened up to Paddy Doherty about the cosmetic surgery which gave him a toned tummy.
Mr Paparazzi revealed his turtle style abs in the house, showing it is not just the girls in the house who have had a little extra help with their appearance.
The 46-year-old had a 'contouring' procedure to create a washboard stomach."
Anyone else thinks this is great news? FUCK the gym, shit sucks.  Only question is can I get some pecs implanted as well?  Throw some shoulders in there and i'll be looking like Arnold.  Instead of going to the gym I'll just stay in my room, oil myself up and throw knives at the wall saying "STICK AROUND."




I am really considering this surgery (that is, until I hear the price) because I don't have a six pack and I fucking murder the gym.  When I walk out of the gym it won't make eye contact with me.  It flinches when I raise my hand.  Even other people at the gym feel traumatized by what they see.  I usually have to lay low for a few just in case my gym presses rape charges against me.  Do you understand? Let me put it this way: I am to my gym what Joe Jackson is to Jackie, Tito, Jermaine, Marlon and Michael.  And Ben.

Oh, and when i say "fucking murder the gym" i mean listen to techno and jump rope then go hover around real heavy weights so people walking by think I'm using them.   I even found that the best way to up my max bench is to just lie about what my max bench is. It's 375 lbs, by the way. (see?)

I kind of want to make sure I find the best for this operation though, because all jokes aside the guy Lyons in the picture up top looks like the hunchback from the movie 300.  Like he looks jacked but he's not strut-around-Nantasket-beach jacked.  He might pass for muscle at Wollaston Beach but he ain't primetime.

Friday, January 27, 2012

IS MONTEL WILLIAMS LOOKING FOR WORK?


Was just up the berber shop gittin my hair chopped and I saw a commercial with what looked like Montel Williams.  Get home and do a little research and find that it is indeed Montel.  Is his show cancelled or what?  I guess they must have found all the babies' daddies.  Chalk one up for Obama.

Friday, December 23, 2011

THE DEATH STAR OF ASIAN AUTOMOBILES


So walking to work yesterday morning I stumbled upon this death machine.  An Asian bistro on wheels. If there's anything scarier than one Asian behind the wheel of a car it's an entire Chinese food restaurant's staff behind the wheel.  I think this may be the crux of ALL Boston traffic.  But to give them some credit, they did nail the park job.

I think the name could use a little work, I'm thinking 'The Parking Lot Wok,' just something with a little more zip to it. Either that or 'Road Kill Grill.'

But you know what? I'm probably gonna the food.  I'll try anything once I guess.  Just gonna be sure those are grill marks on the boneless sparerib and not tread marks.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

DO THEY KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AT ALL


Okay, it's officially Christmas here on sonoffuzzy.blogspot.com. I don't care how many wreaths are hung, how many times i hear Mariah Carey's 'All I Want For Christmas,' or how many Salvation Army collectors I ignore.  None of it matters.  Because there is only one TRUE sign that Xmas has arrived and that is when the first Baby Jesus Theft of the year occurs!




And guess what...:


The baby Jesus has been stolen from a nativity scene in Ayer, and police are asking for the public’s help.


The figure was stolen from St. Mary's Church at some point on Sunday or during the overnight hours into Monday morning, according to the Lowell Sun.


Church officials said they just want the figure back; no questions asked.
Anyone with information should contact St. Mary's Parish at 978-772-2414 or police at 978-772-8200."



Time to start Christmas shopping.


Thursday, December 8, 2011

LIVE FOOTAGE OF THE ASIAN DYNASTY, ER- I MEAN FAMILY, MOVING INTO THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR



Classic Quincy, MA.  Where we out-Asian Asia.

And, No, that's obviously not Live Footage of the house next door so for a more accurate visual try and picture twice as many people fitting into a house.

On the upside, at least they put a pool in the backyard:

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

ENTHUSIASM HAS NO PLACE IN SCIENCE


Headlines are supposed to be attention grabbing, I understand this.  But when a headline exclaims that scientists have found evidence that leads them to be 95% sure a big foot exists, you better have a fucking big foot to show me because you just created some big shoes to fill.

But no.  Of course there's no big foot.  Here's the article that I found after said headline:

"Scientists and yeti enthusiasts believe there may finally be irrefutable evidence that the ape-like creatures roam the vast Siberian tundra, reports the Guardian."


Just to stop you here for a minute, yeah they did say "scientists and yeti enthusiasts."  That is your fucking source on the "Do Yeti's exist?" debate.  A Yeti Enthusiast.  What's he gonna sit there with his Chewbacca mask on and be like, "Eh, yeah ya know despite being a confirmed yeti enthusiast I just don't really think they exist. Oh and I'd also like to add  "

OF COURSE A YETI ENTHUSIAST IS GONNA THINK THEY EXIST.  but here's the rest of the article about from the Yeti convection:


"A team of over a dozen experts. from as far afield as Canada and Sweden, have proclaimed themselves 95% certain of the mythical animal's existence after gathering for a day-long conference in the town of Tashtago in the Kemerovo region, some 2,000 miles east of Moscow. 


In recent years locals there have reported sightings of yetis, also known as the abominable snowman.  The Kemerovo government announced on Oct. 10 that a two-day expedition the previous weekend to the region's Azassky cave and Karatag peak "collected irrefutable evidence" of yetis' existence on the wintry plateau. "


Conference participants came to the conclusion that the artifacts found give 95% evidence of the habitation of the 'snow man' on Kemerovo region territory," read a statement. "In one of the detected tracks, Russian scientist Anatoly Fokin noted several hairs that might belong to the yeti," it added. 


The group also discovered footprints, a presumed bed and various other markers. The scientific community has historically disputed the existence of the yeti given scant conclusive evidence. But numerous sightings of such creatures have been reported in Himalayan countries and in North America, where it is know as sasquatch or Bigfoot." 


Yeah, so that's how my days going.  Talk about a let down...friggin Enthusiasts.  This Yeti Realist is gonna go watch Harry and the Henderson and keep on hoping.

by the way, Harry is a son of fuzzy comedy blog enthusiast, he reads every day even if I don't post. you should too:

 

VAGINAPEDE. IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK


So this ad popped up on my computer screen.  This just had to be shared. I got nothing. But hey, at least I don't have centipedes in my vagina.

TIME FOR JUSTIN BIEBER TO GET ANOTHER HAIRCUT BECAUSE HE AINT THE BABY DADDY


Now I don't usually follow celebrity gossip but it's pretty huge news that Justin Bieber was not the father of that deranged woman's baby (who accuses a 15 y/o virgin of being the father of their baby in the first place? amateur) I could give a a flying fuck either way but I really had hoped that the entire situation had ended on the Maury Show because that would have been the best Not The Father Dance EVER. capital PERIOD.

I thought it was gonna happen.  Everything seemed in place, the stars were aligned but then nothing.  The last time I was this disappointed was when Michael Jackson didn't do a Not The Pedophile Dance, although he did give us a tease.

But you know it's not my style to leave any readers feeling cheated so I've compiled some of the top Not The Father dances of all time.

To start, let me get this one thing out: LADIES - DO NOT DANCE WHEN YOU FIND OUT HE IS THE FATHER. You're already on national TV trying to find out what man is the father of your baby, and for those not good at reading in between the lines and also unfamiliar with the menstrual cycle, That means she fucked (*fucked, not "had sex") with like 4 guys in one weekend.  This baby's life is already shitty but now its existence is being marked with a Stanky Leg on National Television. C'mon lady.




But onto the good stuff.  Now I've never been told "You are NOT the father" so I can only imagine what they feel like but obviously there's no being all calm and cool about it.  The "Act Like You've Been There Before" philosophy gets thrown out the window here.  You have to go all out.  Let's begin with a personal favorite,

The Not The Father Backflip. I LOVE this one.  Guy just backflips after finding out that the sprout wasn't from his seed.  AWESOME!  And how much would you bet that this guy had never even tried a backflip before, like he was just so psyched that he figured  "spontaneous flip time" and he somehow landed it.




This next guy below here is pretty cocky.  Notice how he shoots out of the chair before Maury even finishes.  He hears "You are--" and he just decides fuck it, I'm dancing.  Confidence always gets you points.




This next one is a gem.  Wilbur doesn't really execute too many maneuvers aside from the ass shake but, Hey, when you got your move, You got your move.  Not only does he bump n grind on the mother of someone else's child but he also asses the motorized scooter off the stage.  (and on a side note, how funny would it be for someone to chase after you in a scooter for emotional support.  "Don't cry, come back, I'm here for you! [Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrr] )



Now this is bar none THE best fucking one, talk about stage presence.  Like this guy busts out moves so good that the Maury Show had to go on a 40-minute break because an impromptu hip-hop show broke out.  Like a serious show.  So serious that some guy got shot which, as everyone knows, is the sign of a truly great hip-hop show.  I bet this guy and the entire studio audience went out after and had a Not The Father BBQ at his house. Damn i wish i was there.

 

The only way someone could top Andrew this would be if you could somehow RickRoll the Maury Show.




And in case you're wondering, Yes, this is how i dance.  It's the only way I know how.

Anyone have any good Not The Father dances that I should have put up here?  Let's see em

Monday, December 5, 2011

"SEVERELY DRUNK" MOOSE-THAT-WAS-STUCK-IN-TREE'S HANGOVER FINALLY SUBSIDES



Must have been some stag party,

Wonder if he was drinking Jaegermeister, would be kind of narcissistic, no?  Jaeger bombs. Fucking jaeger bombs.

There's actually a pretty funny story about how they got the moose out of the tree:


(news.discover.com) -- "I thought at first that someone was having a laugh," he told The Local. "Then I went over to take a look and spotted an elk stuck in an apple tree with only one leg left on the ground."
Johansson initially thought about freeing the distressed animal himself, but its ferocious kicking and size quickly ruled out that idea. Keep in mind that moose are the largest living members of the deer family, with some adults weighing up to 1,580 pounds.

"I thought it looked pretty bad so I called the police who sent out an on-call hunter. But while we were waiting, the neighbors and I started to saw down some of the branches and then the hunter arrived with a saw as well," he said.
Thankfully the hunter wasn't looking for a kill this night, so he and the others did their best to comfort the stuck moose. The local fire department arrived next and came up with a clever solution. They bent the tree so that the now-exhausted moose could just slide out from the branches.
It looks like the moose collapsed on the ground after sliding from the tree. When the emergency services left, Johansson was asked to keep an eye on the woozy animal. After some time, he saw it stand up and slowly leave, although he suspects it's still lurking in the area, maybe hoping for another alcoholic cider kick after the moose's possible "day long bender."


But what they left out is the best part: The morning after.  Some reports I read said the moose spent the entire next morning in bed, shades drawn, wearing sunglasses and pounding G2 Gatorade and ordering greasy calzones and Large hot subs from several take out joints.  He also uttered the famous 7 words, "I'm never ever eating fermented apples again..."

But in the words of MacGruber, "Never ever say...Never ever."

Friday, December 2, 2011

ANDOVER HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL TAKES ON ALL COMERS

"(LarryBrownSports.com ) -- At least five members of the Andover High (Mass.) basketball team have been suspended, and two have been expelled for their roles in an alleged hazing incident that took place over the summer.


 Several players from the team attended a basketball camp on the Stonehill College campus in Easton, Ma. early July. At the camp, some upperclassmen allegedly forced younger players to participate in a hazing game where they were forced to eat semen-covered cookies. 


They called the game “wet biscuit,” but it’s also known as “ookie cookie.” The two ringleaders in the hazing were expelled from school. The other participants were suspended and can no longer play sports the rest of the school year. But the punishment doesn’t end there. 


 Andover Police are helping Easton Police investigate the alleged incident. Those convicted of hazing face up to a year in jail and a $3,000 fine. Anyone who witnesses hazing but does not report it faces a $1,000 fine if convicted under state law."

I played plenty of sports and I never once remember any form of hazing this extreme.  I know I read about it enough but I'm just asking what the hell makes you want to feed another dude your semen?  It's not even funny.  We used to trick each other into drinking one another's urine.  Now THAT'S funny.  Other than that the most extreme hazing I was involved with was this one time we gave a kid a Ben Franklin hair cut but even then I felt pretty bad after because he had had a nice flow going.  I don't ever remember anyone even suggesting we force some little kid to eat cum-covered cookies, although one time the cream sauce at a pasta party was a bit too creamy.

So now a few of these kids' futures are fucked.  In this day-and-age of anti-bullying this is permanent record, jail time, felony shit.  Instead of going to college on a sports scholarship they'll probably end up with some shitty job.  And I do mean shitty.  Because the shittiest, most demanding job I've ever had was as a cook and chances are you're not gonna get a job cooking if you have a criminal history that involves whipping up a batch of semen-glazed cookies and feeding them to people. These kids will be working Mike Rowe's Dirty Jobs-shitty jobs.

However, I don't think this incident should come as a surprise to anyone who knows a little bit about Andover High School, those Golden Warriors love human ejaculate.  It's obvious. Take, for example, their last car wash fundraiser:

Or the student body's favorite band:

Or the school store's top selling item:

The evidence was right there in your eye the whole ti-- OOPS! Hold on, i'll go get you a towel.

On a final note, you kind of have to give these kids credit.  I've heard of all sorts of ways to get semen to taste better--although it's usually for the ladies' sake.  Pineapple juice, papaya, cinnamon, cardamom, kiwi, watermelon, celery...the list just goes on. But these kids took the brazen route of simply putting the semen right on a cookie.  Genius. That's keeping it simple right there.

Friday, September 30, 2011

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS



Sharing is caring.  I laughed until I cried.  True story.  Favorite part is from 1:15-1:20.

Look for this guy Ed Bassmaster to have his own web-series or maybe even a shot on the ol' TV.  Funny stuff.

Monday, September 26, 2011

JUST TELL GREECE WHAT YOU WANT IT TO FAAAAAAHHHCCCKKKK


WASHINGTON D.C. (CNNMoney) -- Speaking in Washington at an international banking conference, Evangelos Venizelos said Sunday that his country will do "whatever it takes" to meet its financial obligations.
"Greece wants to make it and will make it," Venizelos told members of the Institute of International Finance. "We are ready to take the necessary initiatives, at any political cost."
Man, Greece is in a bad way.  Everyone knows that "whatever it takes" means sexual favors.  He sounds like a single mother with student loans and car payments.  I wonder if the people of Greece are down with this or are they kind of ashamed that their Finance Minister just leaned into the proverbial car window of the Institute of International Finance and asked "wanna have a good time?"

I didn't quote all of it here because it was a bit lewd for a high-brow blog such as mine but Venizelos went on to use some really suggestive terminology.  He spoke about Greece's "deep hole" and how they're willing to go "pro bono" to release the "massive load" from their country.  Just nasty stuff.  Just sick nasty, sweaty stuff.

They even had to cut the conference short because Venizelos starting breaking down at the podium and was making things very uncomfortable for everyone attending.  I was actually able to get my mitts on some of the lost audio for my readers, check it out:

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

EBERT GIVES RYAN DUNN'S DEATH TWO THUMBS UP.


"Huffingtonpost.com -- Shortly after the sad news broke that "Jackass" star Ryan Dunn had been killed in a catastrophic car accident early Monday morning in Pennsylvania, the web took notice of his Twitter feed, to which he posted a photo of himself drinking with friends just hours before the crash.
While the police report did not indicate that drinking was a factor in the horrific crash -- speed, the report said, may have been a contributor -- movie critic and prolific twitterer Roger Ebert sent out a critical message that some are calling insensitive.
"Friends don't let jackasses drink and drive," he tweeted around 3 pm EST. The message was met with a barrage of push back, including from blogger Perez Hilton's site.
"We certainly agree that driving after drinking is wrong, we think there's no reason - especially RIGHT NOW - that anyone should be pointing fingers or poking fun at a truly tragic situation," the site wrote. "Everyone makes mistake, and this is somebody's son. Too soon, Roger."
Around 8 pm, Ebert responded, defending his comment and the remarks of commenters on Hilton's site, many of whom agreed with Ebert.
"Perez Hilton's readers agree with me and not with Perez about my tweet on Ryan Dunn. He drank, he drove, 2 people died," Ebert wrote.
You can read the tweets of other celebrities, including some of Dunn's "Jackass' costars, in the slideshow below"

I can see both sides clearly from this fence I'm sitting on.  
On one hand, Dunn is dead.  I love those Jackass movies and I was watching the CKY videos way before Jackass ever hit so I literally grew up watching this guy Ryan Dunn.  It sucks to lose someone who entertains us.  Which is kind of why celeb deaths are big news.  I personally will lose no sleep over his death b/c I'd never met the guy but I do recognize the tragedy because I'm familiar with him. 
On the other hand, Ebert is just a natural critic.  He's just tweeting cerebrally.  Drinking and driving is a plague that happens every day.  Even when you end up parked on your neighbors lawn and safe in bed...their bed...it was still just another tragedy diverted.  So I have no problem with Ebert calling him out on driving drunk and canceling two lives.
On my third hand, now that I know Ebert likes to fight with the gloves I really wish I didn't hold back when he went through that cancer and lost his jaw...

"i heard the last movie Roger Ebert was was jaw-dropping"  


Thursday, June 9, 2011

OH NIC CAGE. IF ONLY THE 80'S COULD HAVE LASTED FOR EVER...OR EVEN THAT ONE YEAR WHEN CON AIR CAME OUT



"Nicolas Cage's 20-year-old son, Weston Cage, was taken to a Los Angeles-area hospital for a psychiatric evaluation after flying off the handle and getting into a violent spat in Hollywood yesterday.

TMZ quoted sources as saying that Weston went ballistic while lunching with his trainer after the latter told him he couldn't eat something on the menu. He then became aggressive and purportedly shoved the trainer. The trainer and another unidentified individual tried to calm the younger Cage down, but Weston tried to kick him"


This would be a story that might make people scratch their heads and be like "Why did he react like this?"  or "Where is this behavior coming from?"  But all those questions evaporate once the person involved looks like this:


Once i saw that picture i was like, Oh okay he's bananas.  Next story.


But what I'd like to know was what was the thing on the menu that he was refused?  I think everyone has a couple of things that if you were hungry and someone said you couldn't have it then you'd flip your lid.  I know that I'd go toe-to-toe with someone for buffalo chicken nachos.  I'd bite your ear off and use it as a nacho right in front of you.  But for lil Weston Cage i'm guessing he probably tried to order a living buffalo chicken.  Then the trainer stepped in to offer a side of sanity and got walloped.





Besides that my only question is What the Fuck took so long to have this kid psychologically evaluated??  Now there's a blame game going on back and forth with the Cage family but it's kind of a few years late.  


Listen, If I'm a parent and I'm sitting at the breakfast table eating some cereal and doing the puzzle on the back of the box...then my son comes downstairs dressed like this kid here.  I'd have to put the spoon down and have a quick father-to-son with him.  Maybe that makes me a strict parent.  But I'm pretty sure the opposite of 'helping' your son is to hire him a personal trainer and be like, "Oh yeah, sure wear make up and chains and spikes and also do these steroids, lift weights and get RIPPED so that when your repressed emotions finally become too much to hide with eyeliner you can simply kill everyone in the same room as you.  Love you son!"


And on this same note, what's up with people getting trainers?  Personal trainers are such a rich guy's thing.  Whatever happened to working out like Mr T in Rocky III.  Basement gym, pull ups on chains, sleep on stairs, chew on onions, interrupting public ceremonies by making lewd comments at women.  America needs to toughen up.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

THE CAMPAIGN HAS BEGUN...WE'RE BRINGING THE GAME TIME HERO BACK TO DUNKS!

So I'm over getting my daily dose of sports humor from howiGit.com and he posts up a review of the brand spanking new Dunkin Donuts Bluberry Waffle Sandwich. Needless to say, it is about as good as it sounds. He likened it to his Grandma's saggy skin.  So I turned in a "long time, first time" comment and recalled the old Game Time Hero sandwich.  He didn't remember it, and I could barely remember it myself.  I just remember there being a breakfast sandwich with steak involved.  Maybe some ham?  Definitely cheese.  And it was on a bagel.  And it was G-U-D GUD!  Does anybody else remember this?  Because now I'm fiending for one.   I tried Googling it and came up with nothing.  And when Google pretends to not know what you're searching for...it's for a reason.

So I think to myself, what the hell am I gonna do about it? Isn't this what the City Upon A Hill is all about? Let's start this shit right now. I want Dunkin Donuts to bring back their only good limited time special ever. The Game Time Hero! Who's coming with me? HUH?!?  This is what Obama was talking about, this is our generations cause.  We gotta Win the future.  And the future is the GTH.

I'm talking about taking the stage somewhere and going Mike Donnelly on everybody's asses


"G.T.H. TO THE PEOPLE!!!" and if we gotta kill whitey to get the GTH back, then Whitey is a fuckin dead man!

But in all seriousness, I need anyone interested in bringing back the most delicious sandwich from DD of all time to get in the mix.  Leave a comment if you can find any details or remember any.   At this point, I'm getting all psyched up and maybe I'm misremembering.  Or imagining things.  But I about 98% sure that 'Game Time Hero' and 'steak' were involved in some kind of DD special.  Can anyone help me out here?

But either way,  I say we do this over the summer and then by football season....we'll have the Game Time Hero back on the playing field.