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Saturday, February 20, 2010

TIGER WOODS Y'ALL!

In the 15 minute long video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs8nseNP4s0) Tiger Woods barely says anything note worthy. Tiger, I haven't been waiting months for you to try to cry and apologize. I want details, man. Gratuitous. Details. Like who, where, when, how were the greens, stuff like that. Don’t go on TV and cry about it because it is obvious you have no sense of morals whatsoever. You got a wife and kids and you’re out raw dogging it with literally SO many women it is hard to think of a clever and specific joking reference? But I guess the apology is more for his sponsors and all the people and corporations that profited off of Tiger, well except for Trojan Condoms. And what is more confounding about this scandal is the amount of attention this situation has gotten. If I was black or oriental or, most conveniently half of each, I would accuse that some prejudice was going on here. Because everything Tiger has done, all the women and drugs (Ambien counts) is like Charlie Sheehan’s daily routine before breakfast. Yet Charlie stars on a sitcom and never has to say sorry.

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