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Monday, February 8, 2010

BUY, SELL! BUY, SELL! BUY, SELL! FUNNY MONEY, BOO-BAH!

(Investorwords.com) The Super Bowl Indicator is defined as the “Theory that suggests that the winner of the super bowl predicts the performance of the stock market for the rest of the year. The theory believes that if the winning team is from the AFC division, the stock market will decline, but if the team is from the NFC division, the stock market will advance. Although this is just a superstition, the theory has been accurate about 80% of the time. And is anyone actually wondering why our economy is in the shitter? It is because apparantly some kind of crossbreed of degenerate gambler and coc-head Wall Street suit are writing the books on how to play the stock market. But I guess the good thing is that the NFC Saints won last night which means the stock market will advance in 2010. As if rooting against Peyton Manning wasn't the right thing to do anyway, this time around the fate of our economy rested in the balance...80% of the time.

2 comments:

  1. Coc-head? Do you mean coke, cock, or something else? Make sure your posts are error free and clear. . .

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  2. he likes COCaine. He's a coc-head (term is easier to decipher than cochead yet more definitive than coc head, which just looks misspelled. the hyphen lets you know I mean business). He doesn't like soda. He loves the booger sugar. coin it.

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