Must have been some stag party,
Wonder if he was drinking Jaegermeister, would be kind of narcissistic, no? Jaeger bombs. Fucking jaeger bombs.
There's actually a pretty funny story about how they got the moose out of the tree:
(news.discover.com) -- "I thought at first that someone was having a laugh," he told The Local. "Then I went over to take a look and spotted an elk stuck in an apple tree with only one leg left on the ground."
Johansson initially thought about freeing the distressed animal himself, but its ferocious kicking and size quickly ruled out that idea. Keep in mind that moose are the largest living members of the deer family, with some adults weighing up to 1,580 pounds.
"I thought it looked pretty bad so I called the police who sent out an on-call hunter. But while we were waiting, the neighbors and I started to saw down some of the branches and then the hunter arrived with a saw as well," he said.
"I thought it looked pretty bad so I called the police who sent out an on-call hunter. But while we were waiting, the neighbors and I started to saw down some of the branches and then the hunter arrived with a saw as well," he said.
Thankfully the hunter wasn't looking for a kill this night, so he and the others did their best to comfort the stuck moose. The local fire department arrived next and came up with a clever solution. They bent the tree so that the now-exhausted moose could just slide out from the branches.
It looks like the moose collapsed on the ground after sliding from the tree. When the emergency services left, Johansson was asked to keep an eye on the woozy animal. After some time, he saw it stand up and slowly leave, although he suspects it's still lurking in the area, maybe hoping for another alcoholic cider kick after the moose's possible "day long bender."
But what they left out is the best part: The morning after. Some reports I read said the moose spent the entire next morning in bed, shades drawn, wearing sunglasses and pounding G2 Gatorade and ordering greasy calzones and Large hot subs from several take out joints. He also uttered the famous 7 words, "I'm never ever eating fermented apples again..."
But in the words of MacGruber, "Never ever say...Never ever."
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