"YOU CAN EVEN TOUCH ONE OF US"

"Can you come talk to us please?..... You can even touch one of us..." That's how Dave Tango rolls. Are these really the people who are trying to contact ghosts? And it's the SyFy channel again! This time they're trying to find ghosts in Congress Theater in Chicago. This is why we don't have contact with aliens, and why we don't have contact with ghosts, because these SyFy assholes are the ones trying to reach out to them. Get Cesar Milan on the case, he'd have every ghost in that theater dominated. And I bet like 9 out of 10 times that the sounds these people hear and the "ghosts" they chase around old abandoned buildings are just homeless people. Probably just some drunk trying to catch some Zzz's and he wakes up to these nutjobs. He's not answering them because he's got warrants out for his arrest, plus he doesn't want to get touched on. Later on in this episode they talked about how they saw something that the guy likens to "reflections off of sneakers"...like the ghosts wear LA Gear light-ups. Plus they say that the basement they're seraching has a bunch of gas leaks, and too much of the leaked gas can cause, and I do quote, "hallucinations." They say this in the same breath that they say they saw/heard a ghost. What fucktards. I wonder if Tango really thinks that's the best way to coax a ghost out of hiding. Like this ghost is around the corner with his back pressed up against the wall and he hears "You can even touch one of us...(cough)" Like ghost is gonna relax and be all about the encounter. If I had to guess this ghost hunter doesn't have the boogieman hiding in his closet.