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Thursday, January 13, 2011

THIS HEADLINE MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I MAC'N'CHEESED MY UNDERPANTS



"(comcast.net) --- Did Oprah Really Devour 30 Pounds of Mac 'n' Cheese?!


It's probably safe to say the movie Bride of Chucky is not one of Oprah Winfrey 's favorite things.
In an outtake from her interview airing next Monday on the debut episode of Piers Morgan Tonight, the talk-show queen indirectly blames a certain maniacal doll for creating a huge hankering for a popular creamy concoction.

Winfrey tells Morgan that when her film Beloved came out in 1998, its lack of success during opening weekend caused her to go into "a massive, depressive macaroni and cheese-eating tailspin."

"It premiered on a Friday and I remember hearing on Saturday morning that we got beat by something called Chucky," she recalls. "I didn't even know what Chucky was. So, I asked my chef at the time to make some macaroni and cheese...and I ate about 30 pounds worth. I'm not kidding!" "


yeah, Oprah that one time you ate 30 lbs of mac and cheese...It's a pretty telling sign when you ask your chef for "some mac-and-cheese" and they instinctively whip up 30 lbs. And I love how she exclaims "I'm NOT kidding!" like anyone doubts that she has the capacity to eat 30 lbs of macaroni and cheese.  I would have loved to have been there right when she said it to point out the leftover orange macaroni stuck in her hair from breakfast that day.   EVERYBODY GETS MAC AND CHEESE!  EVERYONE IS GETTING A MAC AND CHEESE!


I'm really not all that impressed either, it's not like she ate a ton-and-a-half.  My only question to Oprah, "Was there ketchup involved?..."

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