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Thursday, January 6, 2011

EXACTLY 2 MILLION FISH FLOP DEAD IN MARYLAND


(CNN) -- Authorities in Maryland are investigating the deaths of about 2 million fish in Chesapeake Bay.

"Natural causes appear to be the reason," the Maryland Department of the Environment said in a news release. "Cold water stress exacerbated by a large population of the affected species (juvenile spot fish) appears to be the cause of the kill."


Thank goodness that Rainman was on hand to count those fish so quickly...yeah, 2 million fish, yeaaahhh, 2, definitely 2 millionnn fiissh.

So is anyone worried considering these news stories also happened:

(CNN) -- "A large number of dead birds were found in the city of Falköping, Sweden, on Tuesday night and Wednesday morning, according to the Swedish National Veterinary Institute."

A similar unusual incident occurred in Arkansas on New Year's Eve. Thousands of red-winged blackbirds and starlings were found dead over a square-mile area in the town of Beebe.

In a separate incident, some 500 red-winged blackbirds, starlings and sparrows were found dead Monday morning in the southern Louisiana community of Labarre.



Either some redneck has built the biggest most badass hunting weapon ever, or we're going to see some life imitating art on a Biblical scale.

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