FLASH MOBS...SO HOT RIGHT NOW

That was a pretty slick surprise. All the way down to how they had the guy dress up like a janitor...but I hope that floor wasn't actually wet because someone may have slipped on it after he took the sign.

This video has over 20 million hits right now, it's not as good as the dancing wedding line, but it's pretty damn good. Now CUE the endless imitators its going to spawn. Everyone is going to try and top it. And as others 'try' I will 'do.' Check this out: I am going to organize a Flash Orgy. Imagine those news reports?

Picture it: it'd be basically the same scene as in the video above, in a crowded mall food court. All of a sudden a woman stands up and screams "OH YEAH! SEX!" and starts taking her clothes off. So everyone looks at her and is like WTF? Then a guy way up in the rafters screams "SEX? OHHH YEEEAAAH!" and hits play on a giant boombox he's holding Now everyone is looking up at him and notices he's harnessed--naked--to a zipline. So then he ziplines down over the crowd and lands in the woman..then a janitor rips off his coveralls, throws a fistful of glitter in the air and screams "FLASH ORGY!" Then it would just-get-WILD. Techno is shaking the room, Naked people would start popping up outta trash cans and closets and start doing it on all the tables. I'd pay a guy to turn the light switches on and off really fast so the room's light strobed.  Imagine how many YouTube hits that'd get?