So after another weekend in the bar, and many, many jokes, I've narrowed it down to the best of the best....of what I can remember. This joke I am especially proud to present to everyone because it came to me as an original from the one and only Rudy Rock...and No, that's not his porn name that's his real name:
I woke up this past Sunday and turned over to my wife and said, "Ya know, I'm feeling a bit horny right now." And my wife said, "Ah, I'm horny too! What do you want to do?" She asked smiling.
So I told her, "Well, I want to try something a little exotic today..."
"Okay, honey, what do you want?" she asked me.
"I want the 'Chilean Miner'."
She looked confused and asked, "What's that?"
"It's when you go down on the shaft and come up two months later."
GENIUS, GENIUS, GENIUS!
credit to Rudy Rock, you're in the wrong business dude.
Here's a joke:
ReplyDeleteA rabbi, a priest,a minister and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this, a joke?"
That's a little too edgy for prime time, clean it up a bit then we'll talk.
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