YUP. THAT'S A SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICH WITH A JBC IN IT. DIG IT.

Classic Joe Cox.

When you dine with Joe, you dine with greatness. This makes the KFC Double-down look like an anorexic girl's snack.

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HIDE YA KIDS--HIDE YA WIIIIFE

And hide ya husbands cause Antoin Dodson rapin errebody up in  BET's Hip HOp Awards.   Don't call him a one hit wonder.

BEST BAR JOKE FROM THE WEEKEND

So after another weekend in the bar, and many, many jokes, I've narrowed it down to the best of the best....of what I can remember. This joke I am especially proud to present to everyone because it came to me as an original from the one and only Rudy Rock...and No, that's not his porn name that's his real name:

I woke up this past Sunday and turned over to my wife and said, "Ya know, I'm feeling a bit horny right now." And my wife said, "Ah, I'm horny too! What do you want to do?" She asked smiling.

So I told her, "Well, I want to try something a little exotic today..."

"Okay, honey, what do you want?" she asked me.

"I want the 'Chilean Miner'."

She looked confused and asked, "What's that?"

"It's when you go down on the shaft and come up two months later."

GENIUS, GENIUS, GENIUS!

credit to Rudy Rock, you're in the wrong business dude.

ROBERT "BOB" BOGLE

What---The-Christ--is that? This portrait is on display at Independence Hall.....really.

Imagine if you had someone draw a portrait of yourself and it came out looking like a 7 year old's crayon drawing of a zombie. Would you really let this slide? I would have loved to have been there to see the look on ol' Bogle's face after sitting still for 3 hours and then the "artist" was like, 'Okay, all finished..step around front and have a look!'

The only theory about this I could come up with: a night janitor was vigorously mopping and the butt end of his mop hit the original painting and took off Bogle's face. So the janitor had to recreate it with crayons and no one has noticed until me.

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HEY TRUCK STOP SIGN

It's called "subtlety." Google it.

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BLACKING OUT THE NEWS BECAUSE ONE IS YOUR NATION'S CITIZENS WAS AWARDED THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE --CLASSIC CHINA

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CLINTON, MISSOURI.....YOU GOT YOUR CHOCOLATE PENIS BACK!!!

Now I can't look at the Arby's hat without seeing a chocolate penis. It's like that picture of the old witch/pretty girl face. Except with an old hat/chocolate penis.


Thanks to Mtaylor for sending in this gem.

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