I POST THIS BECAUSE SHARING IS CARING

DOES DAVE FARROW REMEMBER?

LOL, uuhhhh. YA!  he remembers.  IIIM PRETTTTTY SUUUURE HE REMEMMBBEERS.  He's got three brain gears dude.  3.

but seriously, nice face.  he could probably use same DVD cover and replace "memory" with "date raping."  World Record Holder for Greatest Date Raping..."Yeah baby, the martini IS supposed to be fizzling from the bottom like that..."

  what a scam.  I love how he's only the "world Record Holder for Greatest Memory"  not "World."  little known secret, if you don't capitalize the 'w' in world you can really claim anything.  son of fuzzy is the world Record Holder for Greatest Blog.

ASIANS IN THE LIBRARY...SO HOT RIGHT NOW

So basically this is what happens in the uber-user-friendly internet age where even dumb blondes can upload onto YouTube.com.  What a dolt.  I barely made it through this whole "rant."  It's almost as moronic as Charlie Sheen's mumlbings (who for some reason is being called "surprisingly intelligent" because of his big-word-laden rants.   Let me clarify:  "Well-Spoken" means you can put forth well-constructed sentences...even if they are absent of idea.  "Intelligent" is when you can put forth well-constructed ideas.  "Charlie Sheen" is more-or-less neither...he is one helluva drug tho.)

But let's completely disregard this chick for the moment, she'll probably drown next time she sticks her head in a bucket of bleach anyway.  Actually, she'll probably get a reality TV deal out of this...just another reason to ignore her.

The reason I'm not interested in this video is because it was kind of a necessary evil that has led me to a little gem of a blog called "Asians Sleeping In The Library."  Clearly not the kind of Asian students that Little Miss Slut-Slut was talking about these Asians are just a-SNOOZIN with a capital S-N-O-O-Z-I-N.  In the library, in the computer lab, during lecture.  It's awesome.  I don't know why it's just Asians.  I do not care -  I just want more.

http://asianssleepinginthelibrary.tumblr.com/



and just for laughs:

THE AXIS OF AWESOME, MAKIN' IT LOOK E-Z

what the hell am I writing comedy for? I'm picking guitar back up, learning 4 chords and then going on tour.